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September 28, 2019

WANTED: Chester Phillips

September 3, 2019

Announcement

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December 1, 2019

Citizens Warned to Stay Vigilant

Residents living in the area of Vespucci Beach have been cautioned to stay vigilant as a recent increase of members...
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November 28, 2019

Shocking Shootout at 24/7!

We here at Weazel News have just had a shocking report from the local store clerk over at the convenience...
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November 27, 2019

Gang Warfare at The Lost MC’s Clubhouse

In the late hours of the day, gang warfare broke out over on Mirror Park Boulevard at the well-known clubhouse...
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November 24, 2019

Explosions Echo Through Morningwood

The spree of chaos and destruction continues as residents around the area of South Rockford Drive and North Rockford Drive...
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November 24, 2019

The Strange Chaos Continues

Another bout of strange chaos has occurred in the City of Los Santos. This time in front of the Del...
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November 24, 2019

Boats Piled up on the Beach

In the early hours of the morning residents living in the beach-side properties fronting onto the Del Perro Beach were...
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November 24, 2019

Crazy Rampage Ends at the Pier

Today a rampaging driver took to the streets of Los Santos and caused chaos throughout the streets whilst driving a...
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November 15, 2019

Miss. Wolfe in ICU

Disturbing news today from Pillbox Hill Medical Center! We here at Weazel News have heard that a person was shot...
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November 11, 2019

Tequi-la-la Grand Reopening!

For what seems like decades Tequi-la-la has stood as a shell of its former self. The bar situated on Milton...
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November 6, 2019

The MD Spotted on the back of a Motorcycle?

Amongst the chaos and dire news of the city, we here at Weazel News do like to bring our readers...
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November 6, 2019

Gang Trouble in Paleto

We have just heard reports that some trouble has been stirring up in the north in Paleto Bay. Reports suggested...
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November 6, 2019

Fishermen Report Strange Sighting in the Raton Canyon

Today local fishermen enjoying the pleasant weather out on the trails of the Chiliad Mountain State Wilderness reported a strange...
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November 4, 2019

Haunting Noises Heard from the Beach

Locals have been reporting strange noises coming from a water outlet that runs underneath Vespucci Beach and comes out near...
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November 2, 2019

Body Washes up near Del Perro Pier

Locals have recently reported that a body had been washed up along the beach near Del Perro Pier. From the...
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November 2, 2019

Strange Sightings around Los Santos

Locals have reported recently that they have been seeing strange bright lights speeding along the freeways and backroads in Blaine...
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November 1, 2019

Rumbles Underground…

Locals on the street have been muttering under their breaths about strange noises being heard from the old subway tunnels...
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November 1, 2019

City Falls into Lawlessness!

Earlier today the Government announced that all crime in the City would be made legal for the next twenty-four hours....
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October 16, 2019

Homeless Man Takes over Mission Row

It has been brought to our attention today by a local passerby that a homeless man has decided to take...
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October 15, 2019

Officer Spotted Walking Along Great Ocean Highway

We have just heard reports of an officer of the Los Santos Mission Row State Police being spotted walking along...
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October 14, 2019

Officer Caught Picking Fight with Ballas

We here at Weazel News have received a report that a newly promoted police officer from Mission Row decided to...
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October 13, 2019

Humane Labs Blackout

It has been reported that a power surge was detected in the vicinity of the Humane Labs facility a few...
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October 2, 2019

Breaking News! Massacre at the Pier!

We here at Weazel News have just been told of a horrific incident that has taken place down on Del...
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September 26, 2019

Commotion at the Altruist Camp!

Reports have been coming in from the Chiliad Mountain State Wilderness that there has been some commotion up at the...
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September 23, 2019

Robbery at the Vangelico Jewelry Store

We here at Weazel News have received reports that the Vangelico Jewelry Store over on Little Portola in Rockford Hills...
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September 20, 2019

Mr Howard Johnson Admitted to Pillbox ICU

We here at Weazel News have heard reports that indicate that the notorious Howard Johnson has once again been admitted...
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September 20, 2019

Obituary: Adam Parker

It is our sad duty to inform the populace of Los Santos of a recent death within the ranks of...
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September 18, 2019

Lieutenant Harms Admitted to Pillbox Hospital!

We here at Weazel News have just been informed that Lieutenant Harms of Mission Row Police Department has just been...
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September 17, 2019

New Drugs on the Street?

We here at Weazel News have been keeping our ears to the ground and have heard a disturbing rumour in...
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September 15, 2019

Violent Crimes on the Rise

The city of Los Santos, although quiet at the moment, has recently seen a rise in the number of incidents...
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September 14, 2019

New Police Recruits Hard at Training

The San Andreas State Police have recently taken on a couple of new recruits who are currently being trained by...
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September 11, 2019

Missing People Reported in Blaine County.

A new spate of disappearances have started to be reported around San Andreas as of late. Words of locals disappearing...
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September 11, 2019

Fights Break out across Los Santos!

Fights have been breaking out across Los Santos today as new citizens arrive in numbers to start a new life...
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September 9, 2019

Cris Formage Spotted in Los Santos

Cris Formage, leader of The Epsilon Program, has been spotted at large in Los Santos. In recent years Mr. Formage...
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September 8, 2019

Vampire Working At Pillbox?

In the past several rumours have gone around about the Medical Director who works at Pillbox Hill Medical Centre. These...
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September 7, 2019

A Peaceful Night in the City!

In an unusual spot of good weather and a calm and pleasant breeze, citizens were pleased to notice that the...
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September 6, 2019

Gang Violence Breaks out in the City!

There have been several reports today that a local gang has been involved in several violent acts in the City...
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September 5, 2019

More Missing People Reported!

Rumours have been spreading recently that people have once again been going missing from the streets of Los Santos. Homeless...
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September 4, 2019

Prisoner Kidnapped Outside Bolingbroke Penitentiary!

A guard working the late shift outside Bolingbroke Penitentiary witnessed one Howard Johnson leaving the prison after spending several months...
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September 3, 2019

Pillbox Hill Medical Centre Grand Opening

The Government has just announced that Pillbox Hill Medical Centre has just undergone a major overhaul and is now fully...
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September 2, 2019

Chaos Ensues

Local traffic agency suggests that citizens take extra care whilst on the road as reports of traffic accidents have been...
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September 2, 2019

The Aftermath of the Fire at the Labs

Reports have been coming in that the fire at Humane Labs has now been fully contained. An advisory has been...
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September 1, 2019

BREAKING NEWS! Fire at Humane Labs!

BREAKING NEWS! We have just had a report that the compound owned by Humane Labs and Research has suffered a...
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August 31, 2019

BREAKING NEWS! Humane Labs Under Guard.

We here at Weazel News have had reports that the military have started sending convoys of vehicles to the Humane...
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August 31, 2019

Coroner’s Office Making Deliveries?

Earlier today a journalist witnessed several corpses from the Los Santos County Coroner’s Office being loaded into an unmarked local...
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August 30, 2019

Cris Formage Returns to Los Santos?

It has been reported that a larger than usual number of persons have been frequenting The Epsilon Program’s headquarters up...
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August 28, 2019

Medical Director Found in Grapeseed!

It has been reported that in the early hours of the day the police at Mission Row were given a...
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August 23, 2019

Missing Persons

There have been many rumours of people going missing in the City of Los Santos. Be it gang-related, drug-related, or...
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August 22, 2019

Pillbox Medical Director Missing!

Well known for being in Pillbox Medical what seems to be 24-7, it was discovered today that the well-known Medical...
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August 21, 2019

Pillbox Guard Returns to Duty

The security guard who was reported missing from the Pillbox Hill Medical Center a few days ago seems to have...
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August 19, 2019

Security Guard Missing

In the late hours of the night the Pillbox guard, “Frank”, was spotted entering upper Pillbox with his side-arm drawn....
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