We here at Weazel News have just had a shocking report from the local store clerk over at the convenience store on the Great Ocean Highway just outside of Paleto Bay.
From what we are told the store was held up at gunpoint by a masked individual in a red suit who had a colorful hostage with him. When police arrived on scene talks started up but soon diverged in the gunman attempting to leave the store with his hostage.
Instead of playing out like usual, the gunman was instead mowed down by gunfire along with his hostage who was held at gunpoint. A member of the police department had opened fire on the pair of them resulting in both of them bleeding out on the store floor.
The store clerk gave our news reporter the full story and we are told that he has now retired so that he might receive therapy for what he witnessed here today.